So my mum & I were doing a little shopping in Trader Joes one early Spring afternoon. I can't remember exactly how old I was, though I do know I was in my teens. Anyways, it was a pretty typical visit there. We walked in, I looked for those awesome little kid carts, then I headed for the free coffee station. As per usual, while I was there an elderly person made some comment about how they were surprised that such a young person drank coffee, and how it would stunt my growth. I proceeded to tell them that I was naturally that short and the coffee had nothing to do with it. As I was making my way back from the coffee station, searching the different aisles for my mum, I noticed that there was someone behind me. That someone was the Easter Bunny. I kid you not.. Not sure if I was just being paranoid or not, I weaved through random aisles to see if it would follow me. It did. I finally found my mum in the center of one of the aisles, and as I approached her I whispered, "Mum, please look up". She did, and needless to say, she was rather startled. There stood some dude in a giant purple Easter Bunny suit. Didn't say hello, didn't say anything - he just stood there in silence holding out an Easter egg. Do you have any idea how disturbing it is to be stalked through an entire grocery store by the Easter Bunny, just so he could, without making a sound, extend to you an Easter egg? It's REALLY creepy.
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