July 4th, 2013.
A dear friend and I were hanging out that night, and we had decided to go watch the big fireworks display that was going to happen after the baseball game. Said baseball game was held on our colleges campus, so we adventured over there and proceeded to find a parking spot and walk to the stadium. Now, you need to know something about this particular friend and I. We make each other laugh. A lot. We're very entertaining. And what happens when you laugh a lot? You have to pee. That kind of sudden, I wasn't expecting that kind of have to pee. Sooo . . . there we were, walking on campus after the buildings had closed down for the night, and needing to pee. My friend started it, just so you know. I think I may just be a sympathetic pee-er. But either way, we had to go. And as I stated in the previous sentence, the buildings on campus were closed. So I told her to pee in a bush. She didn't like that idea. In my defense, it was dark, and we were the only two around, so it really wouldn't have been a big deal. But, I can understand her sentiments towards the situation. So what would any well-mannered pair of friends who desperately need to pee do in this situation? We snuck into a building to pee. We snuck through those hallways pro-ninja status, avoiding any personal that were cleaning the building, and we successfully found our way to an open bathroom. Huzzah! Let me tell you, bathrooms are SO much more echoey when you're trying to be sneaky. Ridiculous. Anyways, we successfully made it out of the building unseen as well, and went on our merry way to watch the big fireworks - after dancing in the street, belting out Katy Perry's Firework, and really just looking overall deranged. It was a good night to sneak into a building to pee. I still don't know what building it was though . . .
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